Updated American Sports Championships

A quick update to our recent post on American Sports Championships.  Since our post, the Pittsburgh Penguins and Cleveland Cavaliers have won their respective championships.  Cleveland snapped a mind-boggling 162 season losing streak with their win.  The new champion of losing is now San Diego (107 seasons), followed by Buffalo (104 seasons).  Also, to clarify, these are losing SEASONS, not years.  If a city has a Baseball, Football, and Basketball team, they would get credit for 3 losing seasons per year.


Number of Living Presidents through U.S. History

Sorry for the extreme delay in posting any sort of content.  We’ve both been absurdly busy with work!  I finally had a day off today and the thought popped into my brain:  at what point in history were the most U.S. Presidents alive at the same time?  So, I threw every President’s inauguration and death into a spreadsheet to see what it looked like.

Turns out, there have been three periods in U.S. history where 6 former and current U.S. Presidents have been alive:  3/4/1861 – 1/17/1862, 1/22/1993 – 4/21/1994, and 1/22/2001 – 6/5/2004.  Times were good to be a president in the first 70 years of the nations history and the last 50 years.  But from 1861 – 1974, they had a bit of a low survival rate. Continue reading

American Sports Championships

We here at Mercenary Ornithology sometimes dabble in other subjects.  With the NBA and NHL playoffs starting, we decided to take a look at how long each North American city’s championship drought is for the four most popular sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey).  We gathered our data from Wikipedia and included all years for each sport starting with the first year its current championship format was created (1903 – MLB World Series, 1927 – NHL Stanley Cup, 1950 – NBA Finals, 1965 – NFL Super Bowl).  Note: the championship is noted in the year it occurred in with the exception of the NFL, which is considered to have occurred the previous year (as that’s when most of the games were).


Current Championship Droughts for North American Cities

A few notes on data analysis:

-Minneapolis and St. Paul have been lumped as “Twin Cities”.

-Strike/Lockout years do not have a champion, but DO add to the number of losing seasons. Luckily there weren’t too many of those, but the numbers are slightly off.

-I’m sorry, Cleveland.

-New Jersey teams with “New York” in the name were considered to be New York teams.

-Sorry Canada, I didn’t include Grey Cup victories.

How Much Service Do Presidents Have?

Donald Trump and Ben Carson currently lead the Republican Presidential Primary polls.  If either of those two candidates is elected, they would be the first President in the history of the United States to have no prior government service.  But that made me wonder:  how much service do Presidents generally put in before they are elected?  So I scoured Wikipedia and compiled the number of years of service (both civil and military) that each President had prior to being elevated to the Presidency.

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Have We Reached Peak Attenborough?

attenborough \’a-‘ten-,ˈbə-(ˌ)rō\ verb 1. To have animals that you are currently talking about inexorably drawn to you or utterly undisturbed by your presence 2. A cinematic shot where the camera zooms out to reveal that the person narrating the film is sitting right next to the subject they are discussing.

David Attenborough actively attenboroughing

David Attenborough actively attenboroughing

David Attenborough has been influential to my life in many ways. He inspired me to become an ornithologist and his documentaries are what gave me the comfort and solace I needed to finish my degrees in ecology with some semblance of sanity left.

While on recent extended spree of documentary watching (which might speak to my current mental state, but we won’t get into that), I noticed that it seems like the older Attenborough gets the more prolific he becomes. In 2015 alone he wrote and narrated three episodes of Conquest of the Skies where he discusses the evolution of flight, a documentary called Paradise Birds, six half-hour episodes of Natural Curiosities a program where Attenborough delves into the history of our understanding of the natural world, and narrated seven episodes of The Hunt and four episodes of Wild Canada. Two new programs are already announced for 2016.

Of course, I needed to test this hypothesis empirically. Is David Attenborough becoming more productive as a writer and a narrator through time? I looked at the 63 years of documentary films he has made to find out if this is true. In exploring this question, I also learned the disturbing fact that in the early 1970’s we almost lost David Attenborough the natural historian and might have found ourselves in a reality where instead there was only David Attenborough the executive. These graphs tipped me off to the fact that there exists a parallel universe without The Life of Birds where I am not an ornithologist but instead a statistician or a drug addict (or perhaps both).


Hours of documentary film narrated by David Attenborough released each year.


Number of documentaries or documentary series’ episodes written by David Attenborough released each year.

As you can see, my original hypothesis appears to be correct in terms of narration. Using a linear regression model, we find that as the years progress, the total hours of film where David Attenborough acts as the narrator or presenter is increasing significantly (R2 = 0.53, F(1, 61) = 70.8, p < .0001). As of now, you could watch 23 straight days of David Attenborough’s documentaries without re-watching anything (assuming you can find all of his work, but some of it seems to have been lost to time). As a writer, his work has remained more consistent through time with him writing a new major series once every few years or so with smaller projects interspersed in between. We see no significant trend in productivity as a writer over time (R2 = 0.025, F(1, 61) = 70.8, p < .113).

In both writing and presenting, however, there is a noticeable gap in his work as a documentarian in the late 60’s and early 70’s followed by a sudden spike in 1973. I looked up a biography of David Attenborough to see if I could find an explanation for this, and I discovered that this is the point where we nearly lost Attenborough as we know him. In 1965 David Attenborough took a job as controller of BBC2 then in 1969 he became director of programs for both BBC1 and BBC2. 1973, where the graphs suddenly spike, is when he resigned from his prestigious position and returned to being a natural historian. (He did what so many people can never bring themselves to do; to turn their back on a “good job”, a position of importance and power for something different.)

This is not to discount his accomplishments at the BBC. He introduced color TV to the UK through The World About Us and was responsible for signing Monty Python’s Flying Circus. However, he has given so much as a naturalist and writer, and I don’t want to be in a world without that. I hope he keeps making documentaries and this positive trend continues. I’m not ready to see peak Attenborough yet.

To create these graphs, I needed to track down a comprehensive 
filmography of David Attenborough’s work, which proved to be 
more difficult than expected. Project Gutenburg and IMDb have 
good but incomplete records of what Attenborough has contributed 
to. I also incorporated information from miscellaneous sources 
like filmhistory.org, the New York Times movies and television 
section, amazon.com, and PBS NOVA’s website where there are records 
of shows not mentioned in my two main sources. Information about 
some of his most groundbreaking work like “The World About Us” is 
lacking; of the nearly 500 episodes made, he narrated about 50, but 
I can’t find anywhere that says when or for which. For situations 
like this where he was an occasional narrator but more detailed 
information is missing, I assumed his narration was roughly evenly 
spread out through the life of the series. For some of his older 
programs where there is no information about the length of the show, 
I assumed 30 minutes per episode because that was the typical length 
of his other shows produced in that era. In trying to compile a 
complete list of his work, there are still probably programs I missed.

A Weird World Series


A quick non-bird related post featuring silly math.

How weird was the World Series that ended last night?  Using an outlier test, there’s a 99.9999571% chance that the 2015 World Series was pretty damn weird.


The average game length (number of innings) in all World Series prior to tonight was 8.92, with only one series passing the 10 inning mark (2005 @ 10.13 innings per game).  The 2015 World Series clocked in at a whopping 10.4 innings per game, almost 2.5 innings longer than the average game in an average World Series.  Pretty nuts!  I doubt we’ll ever see something quite like this again.


As a short sidenote to this post: my beloved Minnesota Twins hold the unbeatable record for the fewest innings per game in a World Series.  In 1987, the home team won every single game in 8.5 innings.

From the Brink: The Return of the Canada Goose


Average number of Canada Geese per Breeding Bird Survey route in each U.S. state over four year intervals (map made in QGIS).

On April 1, 1963, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service issued a press release with the title, “GIANT CANADA GOOSE, LONG BELIEVED EXTINCT, REDISCOVERED IN MINNESOTA”. It was not an April Fools joke. Due to hunting pressure and loss of habitat, the subspecies of the Canada Goose that lived in the eastern United States had been nearly wiped off the face of the planet.

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